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Stephanie Fachiol is on page 152 of 304

*cue Marie Curie voiceover* “radium is not, in fact, a miracle cure”

— May 24, 2026 02:09PM

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Stephanie Fachiol is on page 128 of 304

“And I mention his illness—which he only confessed to me in a blaze of drunkenness—only that you should better understand the man we follow. He speaks of fame and fortune, but what he truly seeks is one instant back in that fever-bed, with the curtains flung wide, and all heaven spread before him like a banquet.”

— May 22, 2026 09:59PM

Stephanie Fachiol is on page 97 of 304

Hey, look, it’s the tesseract-paper metaphor!

— May 21, 2026 11:10PM

Stephanie Fachiol is on page 56 of 304

The tone strongly reminds me of “The Narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym of Nantucket,” and I mean this as a compliment

— May 20, 2026 10:46PM

Stephanie Fachiol is on page 32 of 304

“She’s in the same circles as Lord Byron”

Ah, so she’s a trash human being, got it

— May 19, 2026 10:32PM