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every conversation in this book feels like i’m being gaslit. i’m trying to recount the truth, but, without periods and sharper perspectives, it’s convoluted and dizzying. maybe that’s the point? you’re supposed to feel crazy?
— 18 hours, 11 min ago
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Kelly Jacobson
is on page 111 of 297
i’m sorry. did he just give coffee to a child? the 1920s are…
also, the school mistress scratched him on behalf of her cat? and the maids bore animal teeth and “laughed soundlessly”?
these CREEPS gotta go (or K’s gotta go). we shan’t have both.
— 18 hours, 5 min ago
also, the school mistress scratched him on behalf of her cat? and the maids bore animal teeth and “laughed soundlessly”?
these CREEPS gotta go (or K’s gotta go). we shan’t have both.
Kelly Jacobson
is on page 55 of 297
no disrespect. has this man ever heard of a period? these run-on sentences are wild.
— May 17, 2026 06:42AM
