Neris G’s Reviews > The Deal > Status Update

“Even if I wanted to take advantage of Hannah right now, I’d be totally useless. And shit, that's a totally repulsive thing to think…”
Garrett after spending the night as Hannah’s body guard while she drank.

I’m sorry but what the actual fuck was the author on when writing this. Hannah who has been MIA because she was tutoring Garrett, meets up with her friends and Megan asked is she was abducted by aliens & if so she hopes they “anal probed her for ten hours straight” b/c she deserves it for ignoring her. Hannah who was raped at 15. GTFO

Idk how everyone loves Garrett. Over here asking why she’s biting his head off. “Are you on your period?” Then “there’s an easy fix for this bitch fest if yours. All you have to do is tell me why you’re mad. I’ll assure you you’re being ridiculous…”

15 pages in and I’ve lost count how many times Garret says “I’m a guy” & follows up with the most asinine statement.

Find. Let’s do this 🫩