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holy shit

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mary ob-fucking-sessed with this horse rn

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riveted rn

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bret is legit asking for it

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the cassette tape….

eat it!!

— 18 hours, 26 min ago

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wendy williams’ the KILLER

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ur lying he’s on thorazine

— May 25, 2026 11:37AM

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also the car dependency apocalypse that is LA is my personal nightmare

— May 25, 2026 10:46AM

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