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“I was sitting on a wall in a magical city, and a hot, deadly swordsman had brought me tea and pastries and was entertaining me with his war stories. Dreams fanfics were made of.”

“Karma was a bitch, she was sharpening her scythe, and there would be a harvest.”

“I graduated with a degree in political science, and before I switched to that major, I studied criminal justice. Both of my majors taught me that monsters in human skin didn’t look like monsters. They looked bland and ordinary.”