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He tricked her into marriage, gambled, lost a house and a company, stole a car, and then abandoned us, only to return because he thought she had money. Still she went back for more.
If he’d dumped my ass and put my child in an orphanage, I’d have stabbed him in the back with a knife. Well, maybe not a knife, because then I’d go to jail. A fork wouldn’t do enough damage. A barbecue fork? Oh, fuck it, a fork.
— May 27, 2026 10:33AM
If he’d dumped my ass and put my child in an orphanage, I’d have stabbed him in the back with a knife. Well, maybe not a knife, because then I’d go to jail. A fork wouldn’t do enough damage. A barbecue fork? Oh, fuck it, a fork.
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Often when I think of my family history it sounds like the opening of a Dickens novel, but it’s true. Ours was a sad, strange story of Southern folk coming from nothing and carving out a life after the Great Depression. It wasn’t pretty and it was never easy. Every day was a fight for survival for most of my family going back generations. Resilience is in my DNA.
— May 20, 2026 02:00PM
Often when I think of my family history it sounds like the opening of a Dickens novel, but it’s true. Ours was a sad, strange story of Southern folk coming from nothing and carving out a life after the Great Depression. It wasn’t pretty and it was never easy. Every day was a fight for survival for most of my family going back generations. Resilience is in my DNA.
