Allison’s Reviews > Yesteryear > Status Update

I didn’t come here for lunch, I came for the children 🤯🤯🤯 Clementine ftw 🍊

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Her sons were keeping the illusion alive?! The cabin?! I can’t even begin to imagine poor Mary’s life, or Maeve?!
I absolutely cannot stand what a pathetic man Caleb is. My god. The fear Natalie and Caleb bred into these poor innocent children is just sick.

Oh my god, Natalie. Wtf did she do to Shannon?! It’s so difficult to trust Natalie as she’s such an unreliable narrator. She’s deeply unwell.

“I would never be stupid enough to have a child with that man “

“In order for me to be a home-wrecker, you’d have to have a home for me to wreck, and you don’t.”

SHE LEFT HER BABY IN THE CAR?!?!?!?

“The goal of an influencer is not to be lovable, and it is not to be unbearable. The goal is to be both at once, in other words, addicting”

“It’s easy to go everywhere when you’re the one setting the traps”