Bertha ’s Reviews > Beta Vulgaris: A Novel > Status Update

In a previous life I was a farmer (I have a homemade beet tattoo on my ring finger), and I have questionable taste in men. Im at the part where they’re working their first shift at the sugar beet farm. This book makes me uneasy the way watching movies like Midsommar and If I Had Legs I’d Kick You make me feel. Like when you finish them you need a DEEEEP inhale.