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“Listen, my sheep, hear what this learned boy has come to teach us, God has forbidden anyone to copulate with you, so fear not, but as for shearing you, neglecting you, slaughtering you, and eating you, all these things are permitted, because for this you were created by God’s law and are sustained by His providence.”
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Joseph
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“The days of each man’s birth and death, said Joseph, have been put under seal and guarded by the angels ever since the world began, and only the Lord can break these seals…Joseph paused for a breath, then, smiling mysteriously, told Simeon, Let us hope this conversation does not remind the Lord of your existence.”
— May 12, 2026 08:57PM
