Kat’s Reviews > The Hobbit > Status Update

sorry to smaug i’m sure he’s badass irl but i’m just picturing the dragon from shrek right now, xxl lash extensions included

literally nothing worse than being outside in wet clothes when it’s cold i hear you bilbo

god i wish i could turn into a bear

this is the type of book i want to read aloud to a child, princess bride style

mind you, 11% of the book is just the first chapter. rip jrrt you would’ve loved law school