Status Update

Beth is 5% done

Immediately spectacular. Cry count:1

— May 28, 2026 07:37PM

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Beth’s Previous Updates

Beth is 83% done

OMFG.

— May 30, 2026 01:29AM

Beth is 81% done

Cry count :4

— May 30, 2026 01:13AM

Beth is 71% done

THE BOOT. I screeched.

— May 29, 2026 02:43PM

Beth is 67% done

Ohhhhhh snap

— May 29, 2026 02:16PM

Beth is 62% done

And she was smiling

— May 29, 2026 05:23AM

Beth is 50% done

SO DID THE CAVE. I’m wheezing 🤣🤣🤣

— May 29, 2026 03:57AM

Beth is 42% done

Cry count: 3.

— May 29, 2026 03:04AM

Beth is 35% done

Kicking my feet giggling [please don’t tell my therapist]

— May 29, 2026 02:08AM

Beth is 17% done

Well shit

— May 28, 2026 11:00PM

Beth is 16% done

There he is. My favorite shit stirrer. He he he.

— May 28, 2026 10:50PM

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