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Jordan is 46% done

If only the US operated under a love ethic 😫

— May 31, 2026 08:17AM

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Jordan’s Previous Updates

Jordan is 49% done

To summarize, boomers fucking suck and ruined everything for all of us

— May 31, 2026 08:30AM

Jordan is 43% done

— May 30, 2026 02:55PM

Jordan is 25% done

This is more heteronormative than I expected…

— May 20, 2026 08:43AM

Jordan is 21% done

This is blowing my miiiiind

— May 20, 2026 08:33AM

Jordan is 20% done

— May 20, 2026 08:31AM

Jordan is 15% done

Love will not be present if the grownups who parent do not know how to love

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— May 14, 2026 07:52AM

Jordan is 10% done

— May 12, 2026 08:27AM

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