Bridget M’s Reviews > Dykette > Status Update

Why include the detail about the bottles if they were completely fucking irrelevant

Why is so much of this book just fucking describing aesthetics

“Having S” I genuinely can’t

Yeah that’s definitely cottagecore!

How the fuck did she fit these into her suitcase
And what a range of outfits for a cabin vacation 😭😭

They feed their dog their eye goop. You’ve got to be kidding me

SHE IS A GROWN FUCKING WOMEN WHO HAS SEX WHY IS SHE CALLING IT “S”

Yes I love sharing a plate of jello on my first date

This book is legitimately referring to a grown woman’s vagina as her “kittycat”