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seriously, why dont they ask his parents now?

“Why did government deception still surprise me?”

oh no i think i just remembered something about her brother. it has been like 15 years since i've read this so i could be wrong

"We're the ones who are the Dark Life."

aww

same

i'm sorry what?? ordered a bride? demanded a refund when she was older than his grandma?? i don't remember that at all, that's so out of pocket ngl

I read this for the first time in middle school and me and my best friend still reference the nickname "glow stick" to this day. we're both 27 now

"The weird thing about natural air was that unlike filtered air, it had taste - flavored by whatever was nearby."
interesting, i like it