Status Update

Sage is 50% done

👎 for slurs but I did let out a guffaw when he started talking about his gay abraham lincoln theory 😭. Reminded me of Lincoln absolutely mogging Lizzie with his bicurious facecard. #protectqueerart

— 6 hours, 9 min ago

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Sage is 33% done

So far so good??? I feel like the bad reviews were mostly saying how they felt like this was a nothing burger BUT I kinda like it??? Like I'm a fly on the wall for all these low-key out of touch expats in Paris and there's a love triangle and everyone's kind of a #diva
I think all that healing fiction has primed me to be able to handle one some people might view as a boring plot. We'll see...

— 9 hours, 35 min ago

Sage is on page 16 of 189

"I do declare. There is an actual harlot." Lina this is how I will greet you when I see you next 🤍

— May 31, 2026 09:34PM