Audrey Dubois’s Reviews > The Terror > Status Update

(year 3 on the ice)

James Fitzjames: we need to have a costume party NOW!!!

Francis Crozier: when the whiskey runs out I'm going to k*ill myself

John Irving: wait have people been having gay sex this whole time?

the way the only one with ethics & morals on the boat is named "Goodsir"

"He did that a lot these days, observing their predicament on the ice as a series of anecdotes and even setting them into words––not too many words, just enough to hold rapt attention––for future use with his lovely ladies and during evenings out."

Sir John Franklin is literally me

what if you were on a boat and everyone was named John

"At times, especially late at night with the ice moaning, Francis Rawdon Moira Crozier realizes that HMS Terror is his wife, mother, bride, and whore. This intimate knowledge of a lady made of oak and iron, oakum and ballast, canvas and brass is the one true marriage he can and will ever know" (34)

there is no more powerful force on earth than a sailor's horniness for the sea