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Umamah
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“So, a hundred or more people had to leave in the middle of their meal because of my shorts?”
“No. They had to leave because no one gets to make you feel uncomfortable.”
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— Jun 02, 2026 12:53PM
“No. They had to leave because no one gets to make you feel uncomfortable.”
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Umamah
is 71% done
I can read anything and everything but apparently brutality and torture is where I draw the line 😭
— Jun 03, 2026 02:48AM
Umamah
is 11% done
I’ve managed to avoid creepy stalker in all the romance books I’ve read
Unfortunately I think that streak has come to an end… 😭
— Jun 02, 2026 04:59AM
Unfortunately I think that streak has come to an end… 😭
