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Literally why can’t he just go on a diet instead of eating 10 potatoes every sol like dude you’re gonna starve already just be a bit hungry

Genuinely why did they think it wasn’t a good idea to tell the Ares 3 crew that mark was alive?!like they’d rather them believe their friend was dead instead of a little guilty that they”left” him on mars when it wasn’t their fault?😭

Mark is literally the smartest and stupidest astronaut or whatever at the same time😭