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Danica is 80% done

Oh god you can’t just tell the random young men you’ve been kidnapped.

— Jun 04, 2026 02:24PM

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Danica is 99% done

“The Book of Mary” damn that’s a good play on words

— Jun 05, 2026 11:45AM

Danica is 99% done

Oh god she’s serving time.

— Jun 05, 2026 11:44AM

Danica is 96% done

EWWWW MARY HAD A CRUSH ON HER BROTHER BECAUSE SHE DIDN’T KNOW

— Jun 05, 2026 11:27AM

Danica is 94% done

Oh fuck wait it’s Clementine??

— Jun 05, 2026 11:10AM

Danica is 93% done

THERES A CLONE?!

— Jun 05, 2026 11:09AM

Danica is 87% done

HE KNEW HOW TO SALSA DANCE 💃

— Jun 05, 2026 10:38AM

Danica is 87% done

I’m not sure why I feel really bad about Shannon exposing everything but I do. 🥲🤪

— Jun 05, 2026 10:34AM

Danica is 86% done

I’ve never been so stressed listening to someone’s entire life fall apart.

— Jun 05, 2026 10:29AM

Danica is 81% done

Lmao man finally finds out the rat thing isn’t true. 🐀

— Jun 05, 2026 10:00AM

Danica is 76% done

Girl don’t know what the dang ocean is 🌊

— Jun 04, 2026 02:02PM

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