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Every story in here: "Once upon a time there a young pauper who used to call people ugly slags. One day a hideous woman said to him: 'NU UH!!!' The young pauper burst into tears. He vowed to change his ways. He twisted the iron of a nail and drank the blood of an old apple. So he learned to stop calling people ugly slags. The hideous woman transformed into a chastened maiden. They were married in the spring time."