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“No," I told him. "I have to take care of something, and then I’ll be back in an hour or two. Her house needs to get fumigated, so she’ll have her cat with her."
"Great. That little shit hates me.”
"How dare you impugn the good name of my son."
"Your son?"
"Yes. Sir Frederick Cappellucci-Hammond, the first of his name.”
he a funny boi
— Jun 04, 2026 10:58PM
"Great. That little shit hates me.”
"How dare you impugn the good name of my son."
"Your son?"
"Yes. Sir Frederick Cappellucci-Hammond, the first of his name.”
he a funny boi
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“I guess having my house broken into, aiding in the kidnapping and killing of a rapist, driving back into the city in full-blown terror that I was being followed, and then waiting while my boyfriend’s car was repeatedly deep cleaned by a middle-aged black man named Lucius would do that to a woman.
And no, Lucius did not appreciate being asked about his time in Azkaban.”
— Jun 04, 2026 11:11PM
And no, Lucius did not appreciate being asked about his time in Azkaban.”
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A yowl sounded from my bedroom door. (Fred is a cat)
Josh: “Have you no respect for our alone time?”
Yowl.
“I’m not having this argument with you, young man!”
Yowl.
“Excuse you, sir. You better not talk to your mother like that when I’m not around.”
“That’s it. You’re clawing through my shirt again. Yes, I know you’re glad to see me. Yes, I missed you too, but screaming at people isn’t the way to show that you care.
— Jun 03, 2026 11:50PM
Josh: “Have you no respect for our alone time?”
Yowl.
“I’m not having this argument with you, young man!”
Yowl.
“Excuse you, sir. You better not talk to your mother like that when I’m not around.”
“That’s it. You’re clawing through my shirt again. Yes, I know you’re glad to see me. Yes, I missed you too, but screaming at people isn’t the way to show that you care.