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“You have a problem," Andrew said, "wherein you only invest your time and energy into worthless pursuits."
This," Neil flicked his finger to indicate the two of them, "isn't worthless."
"There is no 'this'. This is nothing."
"And I am nothing," Neil prompted. When Andrew gestured confirmation, Neil said, "And as you've always said, you want nothing."
Andrew stared stone-faced back at him.”
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— Jun 05, 2026 08:05AM
This," Neil flicked his finger to indicate the two of them, "isn't worthless."
"There is no 'this'. This is nothing."
"And I am nothing," Neil prompted. When Andrew gestured confirmation, Neil said, "And as you've always said, you want nothing."
Andrew stared stone-faced back at him.”
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“Regardless of what happened this weekend, we are still in the middle of spring championships. We need—"
Kevin cut off abruptly and looked down. Neil couldn't see what he was looking at, but he could guess. One of Andrew's hands was out of sight beneath the table and his knife was missing from beside his plate.”
His man wants a vacay so that’s final BETCH
— 23 hours, 9 min ago
Kevin cut off abruptly and looked down. Neil couldn't see what he was looking at, but he could guess. One of Andrew's hands was out of sight beneath the table and his knife was missing from beside his plate.”
His man wants a vacay so that’s final BETCH
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“But this is always going to be yes."
"Don't 'always' me."
"Don't ask for the truth if you're just going to dilute it."
Andrew clapped his hand over Neil's mouth and kept it there until going to his knees meant he couldn't reach anymore. Andrew ghosted a kiss across Neil's hip before swallowing him whole”
BITCHH
— 23 hours, 20 min ago
"Don't 'always' me."
"Don't ask for the truth if you're just going to dilute it."
Andrew clapped his hand over Neil's mouth and kept it there until going to his knees meant he couldn't reach anymore. Andrew ghosted a kiss across Neil's hip before swallowing him whole”
BITCHH
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At length Andrew uncurled his fingers and let his hand hang limp from the cuff.
"Say it again and I will kill you," he said”
I love them DEARLY
— Jun 05, 2026 02:38PM
"Say it again and I will kill you," he said”
I love them DEARLY
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“I'm sorry," Nathaniel said.
Andrew's fist went back, but he didn't take the swing. Nathaniel knew it wasn't because that was the hand cuffed to Wymack; Andrew's arm actually shook with the effort it took to not knock Nathaniel's head off his neck. Nathaniel said nothing to tip the balance either way.
Their reunion 😫
— Jun 05, 2026 02:38PM
Andrew's fist went back, but he didn't take the swing. Nathaniel knew it wasn't because that was the hand cuffed to Wymack; Andrew's arm actually shook with the effort it took to not knock Nathaniel's head off his neck. Nathaniel said nothing to tip the balance either way.
Their reunion 😫
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Kevin froze for a startled second, then sent Neil a scathing look.
"No one wants to hear that right now," Neil said.
"If you hit me again," Kevin started.
Andrew cut in with a casual, "You'll what?"
Kevin shut up but didn't look happy about it.
NOBODY TOUCHES HIS BABY BITCHHH😫
— Jun 05, 2026 11:05AM
"No one wants to hear that right now," Neil said.
"If you hit me again," Kevin started.
Andrew cut in with a casual, "You'll what?"
Kevin shut up but didn't look happy about it.
NOBODY TOUCHES HIS BABY BITCHHH😫
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Stop talking," Andrew said, and kissed him.
Neil went to bed far too late that night, and morning came much too early. He half-dozed through all of his classes and caught a quick nap before the game.”
Neil you’re hurting my soul 💔💔
— Jun 05, 2026 08:04AM
Neil went to bed far too late that night, and morning came much too early. He half-dozed through all of his classes and caught a quick nap before the game.”
Neil you’re hurting my soul 💔💔
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His hand made it as far as Andrew's jaw before he remembered Andrew didn't like to be touched. Neil caught hold of Andrew's coat sleeve instead and knotted his fingers in the heavy wool.”
My considerate king
— Jun 04, 2026 04:59PM
My considerate king
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“Andrew kissed him like this was a fight with their lives on the line, like his world stopped and started with Neil's mouth. Neil's heart stuttered to a stop at the first hard press of lips against his and he reached up without thinking.
Ahahahha
— Jun 04, 2026 04:59PM
Ahahahha
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“With nothing else to live for and no reason to fight, he bowed his head and focused on surviving. Renee was the first bright thing to catch his eye.
"He's interested in her," Neil said, not quite a question.
Kevin was watching them too. "It doesn't matter. It won't work.”
Interestingggg
— Jun 04, 2026 02:20PM
"He's interested in her," Neil said, not quite a question.
Kevin was watching them too. "It doesn't matter. It won't work.”
Interestingggg
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“I didn't think I was a personal problem. You hate me, remember?"
"Every inch of you," Andrew said. "That doesn't mean I wouldn't blow you."
The world tilted a little bit sideways. Neil dug his shoes harder into the floor so he wouldn't fall over. "You like me."
"I hate you," Andrew corrected him, but Neil barely heard him.”
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— Jun 04, 2026 11:32AM
"Every inch of you," Andrew said. "That doesn't mean I wouldn't blow you."
The world tilted a little bit sideways. Neil dug his shoes harder into the floor so he wouldn't fall over. "You like me."
"I hate you," Andrew corrected him, but Neil barely heard him.”
Mwahhahahaha
