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Waffle references are really pulling me out of this 😂

"I’ve put demons are real on a waffle, and I’m just smothering it with syrup, ready to swallow that fact whole."

"My waffle is already dangerously close to overflowing with syrup, and now they want to add fix-the-gate whipped cream?"

"My waffle is a hot fucking mess right now, and this lava-haired bastard is trying to put mustard on it."