Ash Keenan’s Reviews > The Raven King > Status Update

I just learned that the goalie sticks are 4ft long and Andrew (goalie) is literally 5ft tall. Hilarious visual.

I think Neil’s favourite words are I don’t understand

I don’t think Neil knows he’s in a slow burn relationship with the psychopathic drug induced manic blonde guy

Holy name drop you can’t just do that to a runaway son of a crime lord riko

I think everyone needs to just take a chill pill and send Andrew back to the psych ward