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Alva Schwung
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nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope please dear god someone put me out of my misery
— Jun 08, 2026 11:49AM
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Alva Schwung
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it’s like a blessing from the sky but also not really because it’s still SO far from ok ehehahahahahahahah
— Jun 08, 2026 12:27PM
Alva Schwung
is on page 195 of 227
the fact that this is even a conversation is fucking with me
— Jun 08, 2026 12:24PM
Alva Schwung
is on page 155 of 227
du tänker det kan inte bli värre? det blir värre.
— Jun 08, 2026 12:07PM
Alva Schwung
is on page 115 of 227
ahahahah give me the .45 please i’m begging you fucking shoot me a
— Jun 08, 2026 11:52AM
Alva Schwung
is on page 88 of 227
låt oss säga att jag genomför någon form av psykologisk undersökning för jag vet inte hur jag ska ta mig igenom det här annars
— Jun 08, 2026 11:34AM
Alva Schwung
is on page 66 of 227
so… is she like.. going to pay for my therapy
— Jun 08, 2026 11:22AM
