Tasha’s Reviews > The Shippers > Status Update

I like to think I would enjoy living in a small town, and then I think about how there’s no privacy and someone would remind a crush about the oh-so-funny time I did something incredibly embarrassing.

Noooooooo the secondhand embarrassment 😭

“She’ll be back on her feet in a jiffy.” The hell I would.

Probably verbatim my thoughts if I faked passing out.