Erulynnssia’s Reviews > Married to the Alien Mountain Man > Status Update

Oh thank the gods!

Atta boy Oaken. I like it.

I’m dying. I can feel my little throbbing heart withering away. Jaya must be dense as fuck.

Fix it Jaya. Now!! Ask questions. Be brave.

This man truly is Prince Charming. Sigh, Jaya better wizen up quick and realize what a catch Oaken is.

Every time they reference this as a “temporary marriage” I can feel myself getting angry. OAKEN IS A PRINCE AND HE DESERVES LOVE. If she breaks his heart I will climb into these pages and throttle her fictional ass!

Oh Oaken, you’re in trouble honey.