Laura ’s Reviews > Kulti > Status Update

I mean, hadn’t he known we were supposed to get married and have soccer-playing-super-babies together? That he was supposed to sit next to me on an airplane one day and instantly fall in love with me? Yeah, apparently he hadn’t gotten the memo, and he married some actress with boobs that seemed to defy gravity.

JAJAJAJAJJAAJAJ LA HISTORIA DE MI VIDA. SAL I LOVE YOU, damn.