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“And one particularly psychotic little woman, watched with great malevolence as we took her to the mountain’s data hub where three Greens informed her of a planned coup against her rule, showing her a video of the conspiracy. We loaned her a razor a flight back home, and two days later she had a twenty thousand warriors to my cause.”
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“There's not a Red on Mars that doesn't know your name, Reap. Not a single person in the digital world who doesn't know that a Red rose to become a prince of the Golds, to conquer Mars. I made you a myth. And now that you're back from the dead, you're not just a martyr. You're the bloodydamn messiah the Reds have been waiting for their entire lives.”💥
— Jun 07, 2026 06:57PM

