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And Tif is in love. In an instant, for all time. His heart stolen by a wink of rhinestone.
— Jun 11, 2026 03:18PM
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He tells Earl how he wandered westward chasing buckaroo dreams, through small work—car-valeting, chicken-packing, truck-loading, occasional blow jobs—to the apprenticeship at Dino!Dino! His fall, his hallucinatory journey with Fray’s carno. His new family.
— Jun 13, 2026 12:21PM
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‘I’ll ask for a truck shop,’ Matilda says. ‘I’ll tell them our navigation is screwed. Keep out of sight. I can get away with it but they’d skin you alive and use you as a condom.’
— Jun 13, 2026 12:17PM
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The beginning of knowledge is when you know what you don’t know.
— Jun 12, 2026 11:41AM
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The B2T2 shimmers. Something wild and magnificent and innocent is trapped and caged. Betrayed. For stardust, for floodlights, for the ronda and the roar of the crowd. For beer and nuts and nachos.
— Jun 11, 2026 04:18PM
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‘This is the Dust Tarot,’ the Silver Clown says. ‘It’s a thing from another age. Before Kingdoms and Dominions.’
— Jun 11, 2026 03:54PM
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Roses and skulls and T. rexes in purples and velvet black. A buckaroo on an RV step shining her boots. A suit of lights hangs in a window like a captive galaxy.
— Jun 11, 2026 02:55PM
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You got to respect these creatures. They were kings of the world for two hundred million years. We’re not even a breath next to them.
— Jun 11, 2026 02:24PM
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He looked up at the right eye, looking down on him from sixty-seven million years.
— Jun 11, 2026 02:09PM

