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"Zelda, I am a modern man with values and standards. If you want to sleep with me so badly, you will have to guest star on my podcast first."
— Jun 12, 2026 06:36AM
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Elisabeth Jewell
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"Here we are," he said formally, sounding not at all like his normal self, "it is dark. We are in the middle of nowhere, just you, me, and this giant piano."
— Jun 12, 2026 06:34AM