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UberApril is 46% done

Ugh. Rose you cheater!

— Jun 13, 2026 07:56AM

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UberApril’s Previous Updates

UberApril is 87% done

Rip Percy. Why Francis why?!!

— Jun 14, 2026 08:26AM

UberApril is 68% done

Rip Diana. Barely 6 months and in vomit

— Jun 14, 2026 06:21AM

UberApril is 64% done

You cheater Vivien

— Jun 14, 2026 06:17AM

UberApril is 49% done

Dolly discovered the map coordinates! Drummond wrote to Tom

— Jun 13, 2026 08:09AM

UberApril is 30% done

Oh! Money to not publish climate change poem??!

— Jun 13, 2026 06:34AM

UberApril is 30% done

Rip Francis

— Jun 13, 2026 06:32AM

UberApril is 5% done

Blundy wrote he would all copies of the poem make it unique

— May 16, 2026 08:03PM

UberApril is 5% done

If the poem has no merit then why obsess

— May 14, 2026 10:39AM

UberApril is 4% done

Acorn coffee in 2119!

— May 13, 2026 04:28PM

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