Jack’s Reviews > The Fault in Our Stars > Status Update

Some fucking silly cow posted a spoiler of this on TikTok and I got flashbanged by it. I hope you step on Lego. I hope both sides of your pillows are warm. I hope you complete a puzzle only to find you’re missing the last piece. WHO THE FUCK POSTS THAT KIND OF SPOILER!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. BOOK RUINED. DAY RUINED. WORK TOMORROW. KILL ME.