Awa’s Reviews > Guarded by the Phantom > Status Update

“Nat, I want to write her poems. She’s gorgeous. When she smiles, I forget who I am. What do I do?!?!?!”

Awww🤭

“You’re welcome, doll. So rebel all you want, okay? I won’t let them hurt you.” Rawwr🫦

"She gave me a shy smile and looked away, getting a bite herself. I had no way of knowing if she blushed or not, because the entire world was pink.
It was my new favorite color."
He is actually adorbs omg🤭

"The door to Barbara’s studio was closed, and I had too much self-respect to peep through the keyhole, so I went outside and climbed a tree to look at her through the wall of windows."

No he’s actually funny asf I can’t 😭

“And yet, you have no man to appreciate those thighs, yes? Tell me: when will you be allowed to have one? Because time is ticking. Stretch.”

Oh fuck off no one cares🙄

"I laughed, taking the list from her hands. “I’ll also wear a pink thong and make sure it’s visible under my perfectly tailored uniform.” I tapped item thirty-seven, “Proper Attire”." Wait he’s lowkey funny lmao