Missy Phoenix’s Reviews > Mission from Mount Yoda > Status Update

- like, han in this book reflects on the fact that he “turns every conversation with princess leia into an argument” but then he’s like “ugh i don’t know why i was considering marrying her”?!?! HAN, PLEASE LOOK INWARD!!!

- also why is han solo kind of a dick in this? i mean, he kinda was in the movies, but in a cute, teasing way, and it helped that he was hot (young harrison ford is like the piece of caramel cheesecake that comes in a mini cheesecake sampler, in my opinion.)

- okay so there’s like 50 “star wars” original characters from the writers in this, but somehow princess leia and your girl me, the woman reading this, are the only female presence so far??? booooo.

- this is from 1991, so the people who wrote and illustrated it were a little bit short on content, i believe. it’s not as bad as the late 70s “star wars” comic book i own that was made before it was revealed luke and leia are twins. that comic book has a completely adorable vintage “juicy fruit” gum ad, though, but i digress.

- yes i'm a grown woman, yes i laughed a little too hard when i accidentally read this book's title as "mission to mount yoda"