🖤❄️🩰’s Reviews > The Risk > Status Update

Oh my god Hazel, shut the fuck up you’re so annoying rn

“I cup my package and wiggle my tongue at her.” Oh my god I’m literally in tears, never do that ever again Jake my god

This literally feels like a damn fever dream what the fuck

WHAT THE HECK ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT HAHAHAAH

“What are we gonna do about this…” she waits expectantly. “Anything,” I grunt. “You can do anything you want to me.” “Anything, huh?” “Anything.” My voice sounds strangled to my ears. “But please, do something” JAKEEEEEEE

“I find myself praying to a higher power that I make the cut. Maybe not tonight, but tomorrow, next week, a year from now. I’ll take whatever I can get. That’s how badly I want her.” AAAAHHHHG

Jake is genuinely making me go insane

Jake really used this opportunity to touch her HAAHAHAH

The dating app part was so real