willem dazoe’s Reviews > Tides of Darkness > Status Update

it being the WHOLE town in on this cult is crazy

chester :(

i feel like mark would in fact believe her

“well didn’t you try to kill yourself” ugh that’s so fucking funny

oh dawg fuck off with the whole “we gotta pick on freshman” thing

yeah you gotta feel for this poor 14 year old girl who know has the issue of saving her town and dealing with an all knowing cosmic being and not just being a 14 year old girl

i genuinely couldn’t have kids because what if no one shows up to their birthday party?

y’all have no idea how happy i am that ali made it