james’s Reviews > How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager > Status Update

thirty minutes til the audiobook ends and we’re doing miscommunication AGAIN??? youve gotta be pulling my dick rn aint no fucking way

controversially, i Do believe that third act miscommunication CAN be fun / entertaining / enjoyable to read if done right, but MAN is this some fuckin man dick and balls (which is to say, bad, like horrendously annoying)

the fact that they havent kissed yet is pissing me off YALL R MOANING AND GROANING ON EO AND I STILL HAVENT HAD THE SATISFACTJON OF A KISS FUCK IT ALL TO HELL

i feel like im trapped in a millenial’s tumblr blog this is so 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭