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Lord Voldemort is 30% done

Sasha is such a bitch lol

— Jun 19, 2026 03:27AM

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Lord Voldemort’s Previous Updates

Lord Voldemort is 88% done

Sasha needs to take a concrete nap I stg

— Jun 20, 2026 12:02AM

Lord Voldemort is 50% done

What a cunt

— Jun 19, 2026 04:51AM

Lord Voldemort is 49% done

Fuck sasha honestly

— Jun 19, 2026 04:37AM

Lord Voldemort is 30% done

Him calling her turnip truck is FOUL LMAO

— Jun 19, 2026 03:21AM

Lord Voldemort is 15% done

BABY THAT WASN'T A FAKE PHONE CALL OH NO

— Jun 18, 2026 06:33PM

Lord Voldemort is 11% done

Nah girl he seems insufferable lmao they're all just insane

— Jun 18, 2026 06:16PM

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