Sam’s Reviews > How to Hide an Empire: A History of the Greater United States > Status Update

Sometimes I feel so terrible about things I’ve done. Like I’m not a groovy and great gal. But you know what, pfft.

I’ll let Olivia lay it down, “Cause I've made some real big mistakes. But you make the worst one look fine.”

Things are so dark. I can’t believe I didn’t hear of any of this in school.

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