Status Update

Jessica is 41% done

I hear rock hard boobs and I immediately think of mean girls. Intentional reference or no?

— 6 hours, 51 min ago

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Jessica’s Previous Updates

Jessica is 50% done

How am I only half way through this?

— 4 hours, 27 min ago

Jessica is 41% done

Oh F*CK this guy!

— 10 hours, 47 min ago

Jessica is 35% done

This one is not living up to the hype :/

— 15 hours, 31 min ago

Jessica is 11% done

Okay, you’re traumatizing me here.
That’s not a bad method for inserting a tampon though

— Jun 06, 2026 07:17AM

Jessica is 8% done

Why would anyone have an issue with the name Ren?

— Jun 06, 2026 06:21AM

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