james’s Reviews > How to Bare Your Neck and Save a Wreck > Status Update

oh my bruh…im down w a nat redemption, but the concept of an anthony redemption arc after everything he did to clem…fuck all the way off omfg

this absolutely cannot be how this is happening…like holy fuck andres you stupid fucking idiot THERES NO FUCKIN WAY

shane getting off at the thought of being only used for blood and sex and getting hot over chain measurements and the anticipation of being restrained: oh no im not into kink like that

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME BROOOO 😭😭😭😭😭

im so annoyed like theyre trying to push a dual identity trope on me but unlike superhero stories, this literally has zero stakes to me and is based in nothing URGGHHHHH

oh my bruh this book lowkey is the literary equivalent to watching the after movies for laughs like YOUVE GOT TO BE BRUHING ME RN

there is no way this is the fuckin plot of this book oh my fucking lord