Graeme Strachan’s Reviews > Return to Silent Hill: The Official Movie Novelization > Status Update
Graeme Strachan
is on page 98 of 304
It’s hard to explain how basic and functional this book is.
I’ve read many novelisations of films in my time, and this is the most “describe the set and the actor’s movements without adding any form of poetic, literary or artistic flair whatsoever”
Yikes. The film wasn’t great but this is somehow worse.
— Jun 21, 2026 04:00AM
I’ve read many novelisations of films in my time, and this is the most “describe the set and the actor’s movements without adding any form of poetic, literary or artistic flair whatsoever”
Yikes. The film wasn’t great but this is somehow worse.
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Graeme Strachan
is on page 152 of 304
This is a slog, but it’s a quickly readable slog.
As much as I think Passarella was on a hiding to
nothing with this job, he could have injected something into it, other than redundant descriptions and filler.
— Jun 21, 2026 11:41PM
As much as I think Passarella was on a hiding to
nothing with this job, he could have injected something into it, other than redundant descriptions and filler.

