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adelaide
is 50% done
we're halfway through so here's the half-time nipple count:
male nipples: 2
female nipples (including adult!bev): 8
child nipples: 1
— Jun 22, 2026 09:05AM
male nipples: 2
female nipples (including adult!bev): 8
child nipples: 1
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adelaide
is 80% done
the scariest part of this book is that people keep asking me if i've gotten to 'that' scene yet, and assure me that i'll 'know when i'm there'
— Jun 23, 2026 02:18AM
adelaide
is 10% done
i don't know what page i'm on any more because i switched formats but a man just got "struck between the nipples"
— Jun 19, 2026 01:58AM
adelaide
is on page 74 of 1184
whole paragraph on nipples, likened to drawer knobs
— Jun 19, 2026 01:16AM
adelaide
is on page 32 of 1184
i'm tracking every time stephen king says something batshit about a woman. page 32: when a female character remembers something traumatic from her past her "nipples grow hard and hurtful"
— Jun 19, 2026 12:51AM