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heres my honest opinion.. ANYONE who unironically writes with the word "juxtaposition" pisses me off. i feel like im having to chew every sentence because theyre all so wordy. it could be like "im spitting out a grapefruit seed" and instead he says "we spat, one by one, the grapefruit seeds stored in our cheeks. they fell pn the tim roof in big fat drops and blued as the sun sank fully behind the trees. BE SO SERIOUS