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oh this is GOOD

idk who to trust

the spice is PERFECT
bring back non vulgar spice 😩🤞🏼

I KNEW IT!!!!

what in the beauty and the beast

“the kings face is a map of battles no one won.”

i just know he’s been handsome 😭

“it has to ache his heart when he sacrifices his queen — the crown will accept no less. but he keeps his heart well-guarded, opening it to none.”

“it has to ache his heart when he sacrifices his queen — the crown will accept no less. but he keeps his heart well-guarded, opening it to none.”

“death is a man, and he bargains like one: keeps ledgers, honors debts, takes what’s owed. and that is owed is blood.”

“the crown needs to be fed”

what does it meannnnnn