Emerson Burns’s Reviews > Rise of the Evening Star > Status Update

Listen I only have worked at one funeral home but I’m pretty sure they don’t just for headstones laying around. I believe that’s a separate business that the funeral home has to go to, to buy what is intended for said burial. Though not sure different funeral homes do different things

“It appeared to be the room where the bodies were prepared.” UHG ITS CALLED THE PREP ROOM GET IT RIGHT

Vampire mortuary

Vampire mortuary

Vampire mortuary

Vampire mortuary

Do you think if I applied to the Vampire mortuary they would let me work there without turning me into a zombie

GASP

IF IF THEY TURN ME I TO A VAMPIRE
That would be so cool

This is one fancy funeral home

Oh my god I shouldn’t be laughing this isn’t a funny scene. The teacher is literally flipping out on the students after sitting on a tack that supposedly that was tainted with something that changed her personality to be more aggressive. You could so tell this is meant for younger audiences on the way it’s written

“Tell me my little man who put a tack on my chair” 😭😭😭 who speaks like that

Girl you literally just passed out from a tack chill out. Kendra beat her up or something