Sydney Jellison’s Reviews > The Nightmare Before Kissmas > Status Update
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I want Cobey to read this so I can hear him go “Oh Wooowwww”
— Jun 24, 2026 09:27PM
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What are the social benefits of living in the Christmas kingdom. Like do they have healthcare and social security? Free public education? Reliable public transport?
— Jun 24, 2026 10:09PM
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Fascism in the Christmas Kingdom?? More likely than you’d think
— Jun 23, 2026 10:40PM
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Who would’ve guessed we could’ve just fought the crusade with communism
— Jun 23, 2026 10:05PM
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Oh you know people in this kingdom ship them. There’s one teenage girl who is going to get so high off that vindication.
— Jun 23, 2026 01:05PM
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“We are trying to marry the Christmas princes to the Easter princess so we can spread our holidays into places they aren’t celebrated” … sounds a bit… crusades-y to me. 😬
— Jun 22, 2026 10:21PM
