Ethan’s Reviews > The Hitchhiker > Status Update

Ethan came toddling into the room. He was about four, chubby, roundfaced, and very blond. "Who are they?", he asked his mom, pointing a water pistol at the new arrivals.

Hey! That doesn't describe me at all. And the only plastic pistol I own is an old Nerf gun. 🔫 😤