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Ethan came toddling into the room. He was about four, chubby, roundfaced, and very blond. "Who are they?", he asked his mom, pointing a water pistol at the new arrivals.
Hey! That doesn't describe me at all. And the only plastic pistol I own is an old Nerf gun. 🔫 😤
— Jun 25, 2026 07:18AM
Hey! That doesn't describe me at all. And the only plastic pistol I own is an old Nerf gun. 🔫 😤
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I think I've had this one figured out since about page 30; Stine isn't exactly great at throwing the reader off.
— Jun 29, 2026 07:11AM