Mia White’s Reviews > The Holy Bible: King James Version > Status Update

The book of Judges is probably the best this has been since Exodus, if only because there’s actual stuff that’s happening. The Samson and Delilah stuff rocks

The Book of Joshua: still pretty evil but at least things are happening again

Finished Deuteronomy! Been reading slower cause I’m working full-time now and I don’t think that did this any favors

Love when we get some recap

Numbers is fucking boooooring oh my god and whenever something actually happens it’s morally dubious at the very least

Leviticus: It’s easily the most boring book so far, but it’s really interesting to guess where some of these rules come from. There’s a spiritual “uncleanliness” that clearly ties to the real importance of hygiene that we better understand now. People remember this for the homophobia but a lot of it is moreso focused on things like “wash your hands before eating” and “cook your meat thoroughly.”

First half of Exodus is so awesome and then you have to read pages and pages of God describing how to build a tabernacle and how to properly punish your slaves